Rocker's Rage

Tuesday night around 630 we were all in the living room and I was rewinding the TV to show Andy how short Shawn Johnson was (very important, I know) when out of no where I got a guitar smack in the face. Jillian and Drew were climbing all over me as usually and I wasn't paying much attention and Jillian hit me in the face with Drew's guitar with fire on it. I didn't see it coming at all and I didn't blink in time. Andy said I screamed like I just got stabbed in the kidney. So long story short I am fine now, but had to call into work because I had double vision, light sensitivity and the worst headache possible. Later that night I vomited, I think from the headache. The next morning the headache was still there, but my vision was better. That night Drew was so sweet to me and was very worried about me and did his best to make me feel better. Poor Jillian was scared to death, but we snuggled and made up after the initial shock wore off. Gator to the knees and guitar to the eye ball, do you think our children are trying to send some sort of message. I am not sure.